Fact: Wine is the Diet Coke of alcohol. It just makes everything better.
Parents threatening to make you pay your own cell phone bill again? Wine.
Accidentally dried your new Citizens jeans? Wine.
Hungover from too much wine last night? Wine.
In fact, I believe that there are only two kinds of problems in life- wine problems and shrink problems. The “Wine or Shrink” rule stipulates a
glass bottle of wine can solve 99.9% of all problems. So, if you think you have a .1 percent-er on your hands, save yourself some time and get thee to the therapist. It’s just science. Which is why I need this awesome wine-purse.